Twinkle Khanna, in her new column for The Times of India, explores a range of social issues, from noise pollution to the ongoing problem of waterlogging, while delivering her trademark humour. Known for her clever and often chuckle-inducing Instagram captions, Twinkle’s latest piece also pays homage to Bollywood’s beloved “Dream Girl,” Hema Malini, drawing parallels between the actress and her mother, veteran actor Dimple Kapadia.

Twinkle highlights Hema Malini’s commitment to environmental causes, particularly her efforts to promote clean water. She recalls a recent moment when the sound of water trickling from her purifier reminded her of Malini, stating, “No one in the country is more interested in giving India clean water than Hema ji.” The actress has not only endorsed water purifiers for years but is also performing a dance ballet along the Ganga River to advocate for clean waterways. Twinkle humorously questions whether the public will heed Malini’s call, saying, “You can lead a horse to the jal (water), but you can’t make him drink.”

The column takes a personal turn as Twinkle shares a conversation with her mother about her frustrations with littering and the general lack of cleanliness in the country. She describes her annoyance at fellow citizens creating unsightly “Rorschach patterns of paan” on the streets. In response to Twinkle’s complaints about the lack of clean roads, water, and air, Dimple quipped that there was less noise pollution during the Ganpati processions than during Twinkle’s tirade, before hanging up.

Twinkle lightheartedly muses, “This is not the first time I have wished that Hema Malini was my mother instead. Not only could we discuss clean water at length, but I would also receive a lifetime supply of free water purifiers.”

As the daughter of late superstar Rajesh Khanna and Dimple Kapadia, Twinkle Khanna’s reflections carry a unique blend of personal experience and cultural critique. Hema Malini, married to veteran actor Dharmendra, also has a family connection, with two daughters, Esha and Ahana Deol, further enriching the tapestry of Bollywood’s legacy.

Twinkle’s blend of wit and social commentary continues to resonate with readers, prompting laughter while addressing pressing issues in contemporary India.